Happy Mother’s Day everyone!
Happy Mother’s Day everyone!
I’m gonna do the thing. I’m gonna do the super sneaky robot thing and you’re all gonna flip. YOU’RE GONNA ABSOLUTELY FLIP CAUSE THE THING I’M GONNA DO.
“I absolutely love Mayday Parker.”
I like a lot Loki’s face here
Anyone remember when Demonic Possession was something scary. Like we were all freaked the fuck out when it turned out Meg was possessed and was nigh unkillable… and now, fucking EVERYONE’S possessed and we just laugh it off, wondering when the next shiptease is coming?
May was bouncing around the city, webbing this and heading that.. it was your standard spectacular scene before she decided to head on over to the Daily Bugle. Her dad might be around and of course, she could passive aggressively bug him into doing stuff for her by threatening to reveal his future weight. ”287, come on dooown.” She laughed a bit manically, landing on the roof with a flourish before changing back into her streets and making way towards the inner complex.
beautifuly drawn spidergirl
Okay so.. it’s 3 in the fecking morning. Sleep for this one.
“Sorry chickadee, it was all business and no play, though if you’d like I can use one of Tony’s cards and have something expensive overnighted.” She grimaced when May reached for her toes before exasperation overtook her features. “Seriously? I leave for a few weeks and you get yourself shot and sent to hell? I swear, I can’t leave you alone anymore. And wait—Judas? Seriously? How the hell did ya pull that off?”
”How can.. ANYTHING be ‘all business’ if you’re poking around with Tony Stark.. I mean, sweet god.. does that man know what business is? Has he been merged with Pepper again? Did you have to call my dad in to separate them?” She actually hadn’t seen the old man in a couple days.. hoped he wasn’t dead.. ”Well no what happened was.. I was playing around with Thor.. I told him I could catch a bullet if I used my spider sense, so he said.. something in his booming voice, I was just happy he was talking to me. So he laid out a bunch of bullets and slammed them with his hammer, charging them and launching them at me. I caught a few but one went right through my chest. I get sent downwards for some of the things I did.. and I.. you know.” She dug in her jeans, pulling out the silver coin and offering it to Darcy. ”Well.. I found Judas.. hit him in the neck.. and took one of his silver pieces.. so yeah, here you go. I hope you like it.”
“It is when there’s actual business to be done and Pepper’s counting on me. It’s Pepper okay, it was Pepper Pressure, and no one can beat that, no one!” Stepping on the gas, she shot forward, weaving her way through traffic with practiced ease. “I’m gonna have to have a talk with Thunderstruck, aren’t I? I mean, I get it, it’s like superhuman Mythbusters, but really? As if Tony wasn’t enough.” Darcy accepted the coin and held it up in front of her with a small grin. “Wow. Only you would judo chop Judas. I’m not gonna lie, that’s pretty impressive. Thanks, May.”
”Ha… Pepper has you by the short ones. That’s what you get for having a job.. and a steady income and.. oh.. I made myself sad..” She laughed nervously, glad she couldn’t see the world speeding past them as Darcy violated.. every traffic law in existence. ”Nah, don’t get mad at him. I asked him to do it and well.. I had no idea that my two hands couldn’t catch 30 bullets.. 20, sure.. but 30? I’m dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight..” She handwaved the whole ‘Judas’ thing. ”He was being a jerk to me anyway. I stroll by, fresh from being tortured, say hello and he’s all ‘LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU NAKED CHILD.’ So.. I hit him.. BAM. Also.. your demon lady says ‘hi’. I’m cool with her now that she knows I’m friends with Luci..”